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Wednesday, 09 August 2017 / Published in Real Estate Humour

15 Welcome Mats That Aren’t So Welcoming

 

Are you sick of people knocking on your door? Feel like a little alone time. These 15 un-welcome mats will ensure that your message is communicated loud and clear!

 

1. Not welcome (unless carrying food)

It’s true, no one gets as warm a welcome as the bloke with Pizza. (He better have my Garlic Bread).

You're not the pizza guy 😅 #youre #not #the #pizza #guy #home #decor #hipster #unwelcomemat #now #go #away

A post shared by @veryunwelcoming on Dec 25, 2014 at 8:15pm PST

2. Meh…. Is your aim really that good?

Don’t risk it. Just don’t go there.

Glad they aren't my neighbors! #unwelcomemat pic.twitter.com/piwLGjWB

— Rachel Kimmel (@Rachel_KP14) February 17, 2013

3. Hmmm, Mum must have known I was coming…

Thanks Mum

I can't even. Housewarming gift courtesy of @miss__scooter If you don't get it, you can't sit with us. #meangirls fo' life. #getinloser #welcomemat #unwelcomemat #goawaymat #qotd #reginageorge #canyougofixyourhair #youcantsitwithus #thoughtfulaf

A post shared by Larissa. (@lariss87) on Jul 23, 2017 at 7:23pm PDT

4. For the unpopular guest…

This is ideal for that mate who always comes empty-handed and overstays his welcome. (You know who you are)

Either this is #pms or I've developed a sudden allergy to other humans #unwelcomemat

A post shared by Ramona Holloway (@ramonaholloway) on Mar 7, 2017 at 10:22am PST

5. Point taken, appreciate the honesty

You can’t get much more blunt than this.

8:12am • Ya heard me!… #notwelcome #unwelcomemat #homesense #homedécor

A post shared by L A I N E • F E R G Y (@fastlaineferg) on Dec 30, 2015 at 8:56am PST

6. Ahhh… Another Guzman fan

I don’t blame him, I can’t get enough of their burrito bowls myself

Nothing says "welcome to my home" like "you better have tacos." . . . #unwelcomemat #youbetterhavetacos #diy #tacosarelife #🌮

A post shared by Jess (@jayellestew) on Jun 26, 2017 at 10:53am PDT

7. Hostile greeting

I am a real estate agent. I get this a lot

For that special #introvert in your life😜… #welcomemat #orshouldisay #unwelcomemat 😁 #humor #introvertproblems #whyareyouhere 🙊

A post shared by Ramona (@quiet_n_quirky) on Mar 27, 2017 at 2:45pm PDT

8. What is it about Leo?

I just don’t get it. My wife loves him

And if you're not…… 🙋🏻 #ByeFelicia #UnWelcomeMat #GoAway #leave #japanesechin #jappy #chinstagram #inspirational #wine #coffee #sleep #pizza #diet #spinning #cardio #yoga #naps #miami #miamidogs #jappychins #dogoftheday #dogsofinstagram #petsofinstagram #dailyfluff repost ♻️ @ihavethisthingwithpizza

A post shared by SALLY – ANGIE – LUCY (@jappychins) on Sep 19, 2016 at 1:32pm PDT

9. For the introvert

A little contact goes a long way.

#ineedthat #doormat #unwelcomemat #idontlikehumancontact #ig #thatsenoughofthat

A post shared by Misses Blumenberg (@moe_blumenberg) on Jul 18, 2016 at 9:30pm PDT

10. Hi, I’m from your local telco… Oh my God run!

If you’re inundated with people trying to sell you things you don’t want or need, this should do the trick!

My new door mat. #Guns #SleepingLate #DoorMat #UnwelcomeMat

A post shared by Dead Inside (@serialprincess) on Dec 16, 2013 at 5:19pm PST

11. If cats could talk

I actually think this is true

Need this is my life. #wheredoigetthis #goaway

A post shared by Mundane Maven ((chloie)) (@mundane_maven) on Feb 15, 2016 at 3:49pm PST

12. What a nice rejection

Just because the front door is colorful, that doesn’t mean you’re invited to walk through it.

Hubs bought me a doormat that accurately reflects my feelings towards most people. 😬😂 #unwelcomemat #nope #sorrynotsorry #goaway #exceptyou #bugandbeanstitching

A post shared by Kim (@mrs_likethesoup) on Jun 16, 2016 at 7:50am PDT

13. Now that’s unwarranted

They make products for everyone these days. Including crims

Mon•day /'mendā,mendē/ #UnwelcomeMat #ThankYouDontComeAgain✌🏽️😴

A post shared by J_norm❤️ (@daddies_girl__) on Apr 11, 2016 at 8:11am PDT

14. Don’t risk your ankles, just go

Who needs a bouncer when you’ve got this unpleasant pug working the door?

#pugoff #puglove #puglife #pugsofinstagram #blackpug #pug #typo #dita #unwelcomemat

A post shared by Rachelle Stevenson (@miss_modified1) on Jul 8, 2015 at 3:38am PDT

15. Simple but not understated and in a nice font

It doesn’t get much more straightforward than this!

Oh, iight #unwelcomemat

A post shared by Jayme Marie Johnson (@jaymemariejohn) on Sep 19, 2014 at 1:18pm PDT

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